If you're easily offended, you'd be well advised to go elsewhere now.
If you've heard of goatse.cx or hello.jpg and want to see it for yourself,
this application will capture the moment for posterity using your Mac's iSight camera.
If you're well aware of goatse, then you can use this application on all and sundry,
and then upload the captured photos to the First Goatse group on Flickr.
Just click through the three fullscreen views:
splash (safe); hello.jpg and then you'll get the four photos that were captured.
Make sure your screen and iSight angle is suitable for capturing the result!
Download. Requires a Mac with OS X 10.4+ and a built-in iSight camera.
If you want to change the picture, e.g. to tubgirl or somesuch, just right-click the application,
choose 'Show package contents' and then go into Contents/Resources/. Xcode AppleScript project.
This app uses the iSightCapture command-line utility.
This app was not brought to you by Jacob. So don't blame him. But do upload your photos with PictureSync.
In the event you have feedback, please discuss on Flickr.